I - yeah! [He actually forgot how werewolves are made for a moment, there. Yikes. He suddenly wonders if he should feel sorry for Josh.] Both my parents are wolves, too. Just like the rest of my family.
[Except for a few who ran off to fall in love with humans, he supposes. They aren't... exactly considered family anymore, though. Not his rules.]
[ He says rude as if it's just filler for a word he can't quite place, because is it really rude if it's true? But wait, is that small as in embarrassed, or- ]
What do you mean sometimes? Do you eat other things?
You - [First instinct is to ask why, because the alternative is always so much worse. But Andy has to remember not every kind of wolf is the same. His family made a point of not being mistaken for werewolves. They were an entirely different myth. And just a myth, for that matter.]
[ he sounds surprised, but it's more disbelief than anything. ]
Is that - that's normal for you guys, right? Is it a normal term, or- [ wow that's really gross and personal. ] Sorry, that's hideously inappropriate. Congratulations? [ good save?? ]
[ seriously, he was about to ask if your wife's pregnancy was human-length or dog-length. ]
But don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. [ which is the subtle implication that he's hoping his is safe with andy, too. ] Is it - it is a secret, right? What you guys can do?
I've run into a couple, but they were mostly just talking trash on the network. Pretty sure the ship's "no murdering people" rules apply to wolf people, too.
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[Except for a few who ran off to fall in love with humans, he supposes. They aren't... exactly considered family anymore, though. Not his rules.]
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Sounds lovely. Do you all get together and eat deer?
[ That's a joke, but he realizes after he says it that it might... not be...... ]
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Sometimes.
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Sorry, that was... rude.
[ He says rude as if it's just filler for a word he can't quite place, because is it really rude if it's true? But wait, is that small as in embarrassed, or- ]
What do you mean sometimes? Do you eat other things?
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... Do you? Hunt?
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[ It's a knee-jerk reaction, and it's totally a lie, so he corrects himself with some chagrin a second later. ]
I mean - yes, sometimes, but not on purpose. I usually try to trick the wolf out of killing anything.
[ Because a) it's traumatizing to wake up covered in deer corpse and b) it's awful to digest the next day. ]
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Can you do that?
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[ WOLVES ARE DUMB txt it. ]
If you string up some meat in an abandoned area, it'll usually get preoccupied with that. Sometimes deer still wander through, but-
[ Deer and other things. No humans, luckily, but he may have had to deal with the taste of vampire in his mouth the next morning once or twice. ]
So you can completely control it? It doesn't hurt, does it?
[ The question's nearly rhetorical. He's asked the same of other shifters, and it's been a pretty universal 'no'. ]
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[ He's gotten over being jealous of the other shifters, really, but he still reserves the right to be petty. ]
And your wife? Is she... ?
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[ he sounds surprised, but it's more disbelief than anything. ]
Is that - that's normal for you guys, right? Is it a normal term, or- [ wow that's really gross and personal. ] Sorry, that's hideously inappropriate. Congratulations? [ good save?? ]
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[ seriously, he was about to ask if your wife's pregnancy was human-length or dog-length. ]
But don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. [ which is the subtle implication that he's hoping his is safe with andy, too. ] Is it - it is a secret, right? What you guys can do?
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[ well, mostly that. ]
Some think there are still threats out there. Hunters.
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I don't think that's every stopped anyone before.
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Do you have them where you're from?
[ he's used to threats - from vampires and other wolves, mostly - but hunters aren't something he ever encountered back home. ]
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Right. Pretty sure that's just semantics. Anyway, the point is that it's not my secret to tell, so I won't.
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