[ He says rude as if it's just filler for a word he can't quite place, because is it really rude if it's true? But wait, is that small as in embarrassed, or- ]
What do you mean sometimes? Do you eat other things?
You - [First instinct is to ask why, because the alternative is always so much worse. But Andy has to remember not every kind of wolf is the same. His family made a point of not being mistaken for werewolves. They were an entirely different myth. And just a myth, for that matter.]
[ he sounds surprised, but it's more disbelief than anything. ]
Is that - that's normal for you guys, right? Is it a normal term, or- [ wow that's really gross and personal. ] Sorry, that's hideously inappropriate. Congratulations? [ good save?? ]
[ seriously, he was about to ask if your wife's pregnancy was human-length or dog-length. ]
But don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. [ which is the subtle implication that he's hoping his is safe with andy, too. ] Is it - it is a secret, right? What you guys can do?
I've run into a couple, but they were mostly just talking trash on the network. Pretty sure the ship's "no murdering people" rules apply to wolf people, too.
Semantics. You say you don't have werewolves, but you're a man who turns into a wolf, so - call a spade a spade, right? Not all of the myths line up where I'm from, either.
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Sorry, that was... rude.
[ He says rude as if it's just filler for a word he can't quite place, because is it really rude if it's true? But wait, is that small as in embarrassed, or- ]
What do you mean sometimes? Do you eat other things?
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... Do you? Hunt?
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[ It's a knee-jerk reaction, and it's totally a lie, so he corrects himself with some chagrin a second later. ]
I mean - yes, sometimes, but not on purpose. I usually try to trick the wolf out of killing anything.
[ Because a) it's traumatizing to wake up covered in deer corpse and b) it's awful to digest the next day. ]
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Can you do that?
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[ WOLVES ARE DUMB txt it. ]
If you string up some meat in an abandoned area, it'll usually get preoccupied with that. Sometimes deer still wander through, but-
[ Deer and other things. No humans, luckily, but he may have had to deal with the taste of vampire in his mouth the next morning once or twice. ]
So you can completely control it? It doesn't hurt, does it?
[ The question's nearly rhetorical. He's asked the same of other shifters, and it's been a pretty universal 'no'. ]
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[ He's gotten over being jealous of the other shifters, really, but he still reserves the right to be petty. ]
And your wife? Is she... ?
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[ he sounds surprised, but it's more disbelief than anything. ]
Is that - that's normal for you guys, right? Is it a normal term, or- [ wow that's really gross and personal. ] Sorry, that's hideously inappropriate. Congratulations? [ good save?? ]
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[ seriously, he was about to ask if your wife's pregnancy was human-length or dog-length. ]
But don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. [ which is the subtle implication that he's hoping his is safe with andy, too. ] Is it - it is a secret, right? What you guys can do?
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[ well, mostly that. ]
Some think there are still threats out there. Hunters.
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I don't think that's every stopped anyone before.
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Do you have them where you're from?
[ he's used to threats - from vampires and other wolves, mostly - but hunters aren't something he ever encountered back home. ]
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Right. Pretty sure that's just semantics. Anyway, the point is that it's not my secret to tell, so I won't.
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