Fairly sure "don't know what day it is" qualifies as too much. Would you be opposed to some relaxing chamomile tea?
But don't worry, worked in a hospital, I know what to do in the event of an emergency. I'll probably page the entire SEC and MED teams if I stub my big toe.
[ It doesn't really need to be said that she's taking too much on herself, so distraction's the alternative. ]
Fine, one coffee. But you have to let me stay and monitor your condition for at least thirty minutes after you drink it, make sure you don't suffer an overdose.
And that's what I always say. You'd be surprised at the number of people who actually manage to break toes that way, no jokes.
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[text] too much caffeine + too little sleep?
Same old awful as yesterday. Too many people not waking up, network's still down, and I can't bloody figure out why either is happening.
I've no idea how much coffee I've had today. I'm not sure actually what day it is. That isn't too much, is it?
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But don't worry, worked in a hospital, I know what to do in the event of an emergency. I'll probably page the entire SEC and MED teams if I stub my big toe.
[ It doesn't really need to be said that she's taking too much on herself, so distraction's the alternative. ]
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Toe stubbing is one of the greatest dangers facing mankind.
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And that's what I always say. You'd be surprised at the number of people who actually manage to break toes that way, no jokes.
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That's a joke. You can stay and monitor as long as you like, though. It'll be nice to have a conversation with something that talks back.
All the more reason for you to be extra careful. If you break your toes, where will I get my coffee?