Fine, one coffee. But you have to let me stay and monitor your condition for at least thirty minutes after you drink it, make sure you don't suffer an overdose.
And that's what I always say. You'd be surprised at the number of people who actually manage to break toes that way, no jokes.
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And that's what I always say. You'd be surprised at the number of people who actually manage to break toes that way, no jokes.
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That's a joke. You can stay and monitor as long as you like, though. It'll be nice to have a conversation with something that talks back.
All the more reason for you to be extra careful. If you break your toes, where will I get my coffee?