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JOSH LEVISON ( 010 » 046 )
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Which comes from eating squirrels or chairs or drywall or something, not from an excess of sniffing.

Now I'm starting to wonder if you've ever been near a dog in your life.

Well the eating things bit is the wolf.

My neighbor's dog used to eat his own poo.

[ just putting it out there. ]

I HAVE NEVER EATEN MY OWN POO

Right, okay, so I'm sensing this is a sore topic.
Back to cooking, maybe?

Oh, brilliant Poo -> cooking NOW YOU'VE RUINED COOKING

Compartmentalization, look it up. At least I didn't put them in the same text.

No, no, of course You've just associated them REALLY JOSH

Does this mean the dinner's cancelled

No, no, we'll just alter the menu so that we eat each other's poop Since that's apparently WHAT WE DO

I feel like you're taking this very personally.
Tell you what, delete the texts, pretend it never happened.

And then I'll hit myself in the head (so I forget).

Let me know if you're accepting volunteers.

[ this is fondness, george!!!!! ]

To be hit in the head? Might help a bit.

Remind me next time I see you. Should probably take care of it sooner than later, I don't want a concussed chef in the kitchen.

No, hold on, YOU'RE getting hit. We are in agreement there, correct?

I was aiming more for "volunteering to hit you". You know, go the brain damage route to spare you the memory of this conversation.