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JOSH LEVISON ( 010 » 046 )
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[text] this sounds like a bad teen wolf smutfic tbh

[nebbish]

No, no, we'll just alter the menu so that we eat each other's poop
Since that's apparently WHAT WE DO

[text] it's probably waiting for you on ao3 at this very moment

[growling]

I feel like you're taking this very personally.
Tell you what, delete the texts, pretend it never happened.

[text] hooray

[nebbish]

And then I'll hit myself in the head (so I forget).

[text]

[growling]

Let me know if you're accepting volunteers.

[ this is fondness, george!!!!! ]

[text]

[nebbish]

To be hit in the head? Might help a bit.

[text]

[growling]

Remind me next time I see you. Should probably take care of it sooner than later, I don't want a concussed chef in the kitchen.

[text]

[nebbish]

No, hold on, YOU'RE getting hit. We are in agreement there, correct?

[text]

[growling]

I was aiming more for "volunteering to hit you". You know, go the brain damage route to spare you the memory of this conversation.