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JOSH LEVISON ( 010 » 046 )
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voice;

[growling]

[ daphne why is it all about getting laid!! ]

No. But she and I might, going by everyone jumping to inform her that they didn't know I was married.

voice;

[chuffle]

Oh, Josh, that was your ball, and you didn't just drop it, you practically threw it out the window, down the hill, and let it bounce until it got hit by a car.

[Bad news]

You'll notice I didn't say that.

[growling]

Yes, I noticed. Thanks for that. [ sarcasm. the han solo butt commentary negates that point, just saying. ]

And it's not like I was hitting the singles bars, here. That and the marriage thing was fairly recent, and followed by several months' paid dog vacation.

[chuffle]

Be nice, remember, I bite.

[A pause.]

You could have, you know. Hit up singles bars.

[growling]

So do I.

[ gurl. though his is admittedly more self-deprecating than witty. as for the second part— ]

Never considered it an option.

[chuffle]

Sorry, right, big scary werewolf bite, I might get an itchy spot.

[She's just teasing, there's no malice in it]

Well you could have, and she might think you did, considering the only person you told you were married seems to be me.

Of course, why you would tell someone that looks like me you were married and no one-

[WAIT A SECOND]

Josh.

[growling]

[ swear to god that is not the— well. ]

What?

[chuffle]

Did you tell me so I wouldn't hit on you?

[growling]

No. Maybe? I mean, I told you because you're my friend, but—

[ he's not saying that wasn't remotely a part of it, but it wasn't like he put much thought into the tactic at the time. ]

[chuffle]

Maybe?

[She snorts, and then she chuffs]

You mean you don't know?

[growling]

Look, I know I'm not— I didn't mean anything by it.

[ if you're asking if he's clueless, the answer is absolutely. ]

[chuffle]

You're so clueless that it's adorable.

I'll put in a good word when I take her hunting the elusive Han Solo.

[growling]

[ adorable, perfect. he got that from nora, too. ]

I wouldn't necessarily call him elusive.

[ he's seen his posts on the network. they're very........ loud. ]

[chuffle]

No and that's kind of what makes it nice. Just show up in the shuttle bay, get ready to objectify a very attractive man.

[growling]

Exploring brave new worlds of gender equality, look at you. Just make sure she doesn't try to talk to him, she'll probably ask him if he knows Jar Jar Binks.

[chuffle]

Oh no, a fan of the prequels.

Don't worry, I'll make sure all conversation with Han Solo consists only of waving money at him and insisting he take off that little vest number.

[growling]

I wouldn't say fan so much as less likely to sleep through them.

And if you're going to make this cheap anyway, please at least do it right and get some Star Wars pick-up lines in there.

[chuffle]

Would she have made out with Kirk, though?

[Okay, okay]

Yes, fine, okay, I'll make it appropriately geeky when we ask him to use the Force or something.

[growling]

Probably not. I'm serious, it's a very dire situation.

[ nerd problems. ]

And come on, go with a pun. Lando in my Calrissian? I padawant you, baby? Let's get Hoth and heavy? [ let's be honest, this is the shit he was discussing with his friend when he got turned on that camping trip. although... ] Maybe pass on the Lando one.

[chuffle]

How did you manage to bag her, seriously?

[She loves you Josh, but Nora is way out of his league.]

I'm writing these down, just so you know.

[growling]

Well I didn't use Star Wars puns, if that's what you're asking. But seriously, I have no idea.

[chuffle]

That is not what I was asking.

You know I find you delightful, a laugh a minute, and all that, right? That was absolutely not an insult. I'm sure, given enough time and the promise of many Jimmy Choos, that I would marry you.

But man. She's beautiful and smart and not into any of the nerd things you like.

[growling]

Not so sure Jimmy Choos are in the forecast. [ so close to broke, yo. ]

And no offense taken. Trust me, I get it. But unless you're looking for me to get all Hallmark on you, you might want to change the subject.

[ seriously, he will count the ways. ]

[chuffle]

Well, that's the sad reason we'll never marry. You cannot afford me.

[She takes a momeeeent.]

Yeah, all right. So she's here. Is she joining Derek Hale's pack of winners?

[growling]

No.

[ was that too vehement, or. please hold while he tones it down. ]

I mean— we were kind of in our own pack. Back home.

[ true. but also wow, he hates having to call it a pack. ]