Exploring brave new worlds of gender equality, look at you. Just make sure she doesn't try to talk to him, she'll probably ask him if he knows Jar Jar Binks.
Probably not. I'm serious, it's a very dire situation.
[ nerd problems. ]
And come on, go with a pun. Lando in my Calrissian? I padawant you, baby? Let's get Hoth and heavy? [ let's be honest, this is the shit he was discussing with his friend when he got turned on that camping trip. although... ] Maybe pass on the Lando one.
You know I find you delightful, a laugh a minute, and all that, right? That was absolutely not an insult. I'm sure, given enough time and the promise of many Jimmy Choos, that I would marry you.
But man. She's beautiful and smart and not into any of the nerd things you like.
What? No, he's my friend. We were roommates. [ it's not so much defensive as it is annoyed. he's used to that assumption, sadly. well, between him and aidan; nora's a new development. ]
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Don't worry, I'll make sure all conversation with Han Solo consists only of waving money at him and insisting he take off that little vest number.
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And if you're going to make this cheap anyway, please at least do it right and get some Star Wars pick-up lines in there.
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[Okay, okay]
Yes, fine, okay, I'll make it appropriately geeky when we ask him to use the Force or something.
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[ nerd problems. ]
And come on, go with a pun. Lando in my Calrissian? I padawant you, baby? Let's get Hoth and heavy? [ let's be honest, this is the shit he was discussing with his friend when he got turned on that camping trip. although... ] Maybe pass on the Lando one.
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[She loves you Josh, but Nora is way out of his league.]
I'm writing these down, just so you know.
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You know I find you delightful, a laugh a minute, and all that, right? That was absolutely not an insult. I'm sure, given enough time and the promise of many Jimmy Choos, that I would marry you.
But man. She's beautiful and smart and not into any of the nerd things you like.
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And no offense taken. Trust me, I get it. But unless you're looking for me to get all Hallmark on you, you might want to change the subject.
[ seriously, he will count the ways. ]
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[She takes a momeeeent.]
Yeah, all right. So she's here. Is she joining Derek Hale's pack of winners?
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[ was that too vehement, or. please hold while he tones it down. ]
I mean— we were kind of in our own pack. Back home.
[ true. but also wow, he hates having to call it a pack. ]
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Well you know how I feel about packs, so I'm all for this pack of two business.
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Aidan's here.
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[Nooooo not ringing a bell]
Is this your way of telling me you're in a polygamous marriage?
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Vampire. He's a... vampire.
[ don't judge, daphne. ]
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Oh my god.
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[ said in that way where he knows it's totally a big deal. ?? ]
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[ which isn't an answer at all, really, except that his tone makes it clear he doesn't really want to argue about it. ]
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[And a pause]
I promise not to attack him.
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[ mostly kidding. ]
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[Pause]
Or challenge me?
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What? No.
[ a brief pause. ]
I mean, he'll hold his ground. But he's not— he's like a walking Hallmark card. Worst case scenario, he'll quote poetry at you.
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