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[growling]

JOSH LEVISON ( 010 » 046 )
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[growling]

Can I just emphasize how weird it is to talk about someone I don't actually know and yet know as if he's my own father.

And no offense to your weird science skills, but I have a feeling we'd all be better off if we had your dad around to play resident Bill Nye.

[lostkings]

I'm getting the weird thing loud and clear. But hey, at least he'd only get a couple people killed in the process.

text, auggielocked;

[altercate]

Your wife is here.

text; auggielocked lmfao way to break in page three

[growling]

[ what the fuck. ]

I know.

Why do you know?

[ guess who's not paying attention to the network? this guy. ]

voice; second verse a bit like the first

[chuffle]

So I met Nora.

voice;

[growling]

And had a very intellectual discussion about Han Solo's butt. Yes, I noticed.

[ because clearly that offense is equal to his. ]

voice;

[chuffle]

Are you really going to be deeply insecure about your wife going to check out Han Solo's butt?

Because let me tell you that every woman has the right to ogle Harrison Ford.

It's in the Constitution.

However, you know what's not in the Constitution?

text; auggielocked it's perfect i laughed

[altercate]

She said she was. On the Network.

voice;

[growling]

That is not in the— [ that is also not a real statement, so maybe don't argue it like it is, dumbass. ]

I don't know. Something about not telling your space camp friends that your wife's on-board?

text; auggielocked

[growling]

[ please hold while he checks the network. ]

Yes, she did do that.

[ yup. ]

voice;

[chuffle]

You see? How smart you are?

Really do we need to have a talk on communication, come on.

[She may just be a little cranky that now she knows Josh is getting laid.

And she's still not.]

text; auggielocked wow i saw that

[altercate]

And?

voice;

[growling]

[ daphne why is it all about getting laid!! ]

No. But she and I might, going by everyone jumping to inform her that they didn't know I was married.

text; auggielocked no you didn't

[growling]

And what?

[ you know how josh usually likes to fill in the blanks and bridge the gap in derek's conversational skills? that's not happening. ]

voice;

[chuffle]

Oh, Josh, that was your ball, and you didn't just drop it, you practically threw it out the window, down the hill, and let it bounce until it got hit by a car.

[Bad news]

You'll notice I didn't say that.

[growling]

Yes, I noticed. Thanks for that. [ sarcasm. the han solo butt commentary negates that point, just saying. ]

And it's not like I was hitting the singles bars, here. That and the marriage thing was fairly recent, and followed by several months' paid dog vacation.

[chuffle]

Be nice, remember, I bite.

[A pause.]

You could have, you know. Hit up singles bars.

text; auggielocked nope i totally did sorry not sorry

[altercate]

[ must you make this difficult josh!! ]

What are you going to tell her

[growling]

So do I.

[ gurl. though his is admittedly more self-deprecating than witty. as for the second part— ]

Never considered it an option.

text; auggielocked !!

[growling]

[ because he's josh, probably. ]

That Danny Zuko really wants me in his pack?

I have no idea. We haven't really hit the gossip stage of the reunion.

[chuffle]

Sorry, right, big scary werewolf bite, I might get an itchy spot.

[She's just teasing, there's no malice in it]

Well you could have, and she might think you did, considering the only person you told you were married seems to be me.

Of course, why you would tell someone that looks like me you were married and no one-

[WAIT A SECOND]

Josh.

[growling]

[ swear to god that is not the— well. ]

What?

[chuffle]

Did you tell me so I wouldn't hit on you?

text; auggielocked flips your exclaimation points

[altercate]

[ the worst ]

I wasn't talking about that.
I was talking about your hoodie.

text; auggielocked how rude

[growling]

Oh.

[ awk ]

Most of it. She knows what it does. I didn't have to explain the why.

[ which is to say: yes, the wolf problem's an import from home. ]