[ You're lucky he's dating a werewolf, girl, otherwise he'd be way more freaked out by this whole growling thing.
Although he's still reasonably not okay with it, because seriously, get your shit together. Either way, he only sounds mildly unsure when he replies. ]
Okay, so let's just shelve the chum guy for now, because I'm pretty sure the majority of the ship would mount his head on a wall if he went after any of the exotic animals in the gardens.
[ And you're also lucky his best friend is Sally the over-sharing not-ghost. There's a minor 'why' moment at the great at sex commentary, but he rallies winningly. ]
And I can't really fault you there. Not so sure about Bones in bed, though, he seems like he'd be a bit - [ Why is he thinking about this. But hang on, let's backtrack. ] Wait, did you just say your preternatural skills apply in bed?
Yeah, because no one's ever thought of those before.
[scoff.]
If I'm going to take the time to insult a werewolf I'm not going to fall back on dog jokes. Frankly if I'm going to start a fight, I'll do it with something that I don't feel isn't quite as overdone.
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Although he's still reasonably not okay with it, because seriously, get your shit together. Either way, he only sounds mildly unsure when he replies. ]
Okay, so let's just shelve the chum guy for now, because I'm pretty sure the majority of the ship would mount his head on a wall if he went after any of the exotic animals in the gardens.
[ And you're also lucky his best friend is Sally the over-sharing not-ghost. There's a minor 'why' moment at the great at sex commentary, but he rallies winningly. ]
And I can't really fault you there. Not so sure about Bones in bed, though, he seems like he'd be a bit - [ Why is he thinking about this. But hang on, let's backtrack. ] Wait, did you just say your preternatural skills apply in bed?
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Sorry. I didn't mean to growl.
[And then a pause]
Yes. Why. Can't wolves?
[Oh that comes out smug]
I mean I never wondered about the knot thing. At least not seriously.
[Hur hur. A pun.]
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[ And by 'we' he totally means 'they', but eXCUSE YOU. ]
I'm sorry? Did you just say "knot"?
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Yeah. I mean, come on. From what my male friends of my particular persuasion tell me, they get asked if they have barbs all the time.
It's not totally out of the question. I bet it's a metis thing.
[She is shrugging, but you can't hear that]
Anyway, yeah. It's a thing. Great sex.
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Well, I thought we already covered the not-a-metis thing, but -
Seriously? This is what you guys sit around and talk about?
[ Initial 'what the fuck' aside, though, why the crap hasn't he ever thought about this. ]
Although I guess it's safe shifter sex one-oh-one, "know what your dick is capable of". They should probably make pamphlets.
And no offense, but are you sure that's related to you being a cat? Because I've heard cats having sex. Nobody's having fun in that scenario.
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[Pfffft.]
I mean it's probably one of those weird metis side effects. Like how some of them don't have a sense of smell or a permanent tail or whatever.
And okay, you seem to be a perfectly nice guy, but seriously some of those jerks, it's like - try to get them to stop talking about their dicks.
[Oh look a compliment]
Maybe it's just that I'm excellent in bed. Also, Josh, I'm not cat. I wouldn't call your girlfriend a dog.
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QUIETLY MOVING ON....... although yes, thank you for saying he seems to be perfectly nice??? ]
Right, fair enough. Although you'd be one of a very select few, dog jokes are very in vogue in the werewolf circles back in Boston.
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[scoff.]
If I'm going to take the time to insult a werewolf I'm not going to fall back on dog jokes. Frankly if I'm going to start a fight, I'll do it with something that I don't feel isn't quite as overdone.
[Pause, though.]'
You're from Boston?
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[ Although he hates dog jokes too, actually, so- ]
But seriously, sorry about the cat comment.
And - yeah. Sort of. Ithaca originally. Why?
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Just curious.
[A bit of a laugh]
A lot safer a place than Los Angeles.
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[ hahAHA safe ]
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It has a huge vampire population.
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Is L.A. really worse?
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On top of it add those creepy fae out in Echo Lake and man.
Don't come to L.A.
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Did you really just say "ratkin".
[ but this is weird, because it's actually the closest someone's gotten to saying anything remotely familiar about back home, so- ]
Any chance there's a nasty flu going around L.A. that kills vampires?
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[Wererats are mean to her.]
I don't really follow if the bloodsuckers are getting sick and dying. But if they are I better not eat another one.
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[ and wow eating vampires.......... ]
... just to clarify, you mean while you're a tiger, right.
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But sometimes I get mad and I don't remember what happens.
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Yeah, no, they aren't exactly gourmet material.
Is it - like, is it all the time? Because werewolves are obviously just a once-a-month kind of deal, but yours - yours isn't?
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Uh.
Well.
No.
I mean, rage is rage, for me. I try and keep it in check.
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[ and that's - not good, and it reminds him more of vampires than wolves. ]
Don't suppose you've tried therapy?
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[A pause, and a laugh]
Rage isn't like-
It's not as simple as that. Without rage I wouldn't have ever been able to change. But yeah. I try to keep it in check. There are ways.
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But you can control it? I mean, use rage to cause a shift. I would say that's handy, but your claw popping makes me slightly hesitant.
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It's not contagious, is it?
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oh mY GOD SIMMER DOWN he was just asking
CONDITION?
WELL
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