[ the most upbeat anonymous voice you will ever hear. ] Good morning, this is Batgirl, looking for a Mr. Josh Levison.
Hopefully anonymity doesn't put you off. I'm willing to provide proof of my identity, if it bothers you. I just have a few questions — nothing too personal, of course, at least not for you.
First, that's classified. Second, yes, yes I do. Third, I am serious, hence the offer to prove myself. [ this is really amusing. ]
It's nice to meet you, Josh.
Anyway, as far as proving myself goes, I'm wearing a bat-suit, so if switching to video would help, we can do that. I have batarangs, bat-grapples, and other bat-crap — all fully-functional.
Also, Batman. Batman's here, too, but he's kind of the bad cop to my good one, so involving him probably won't lead to sunshine and rainbows for you. I'm sure you know how he is.
No offense, but anyone could wear a bat-suit and call themselves a Batgirl. Well, almost anyone.
And while I would like to say I don't believe you on the Batman thing either, I have actually noticed some of those strange bat noises on the network, so - let me instead just say that threatening someone with Batman is not actually the best way to start negotiations.
But say I theoretically went with your crazy story, what exactly do you want to ask me?
For the record, I wasn't threatening you. I was honestly just letting you know that calling up Batman would be a bad idea. Since, y'know, he's himself.
But, anyway, mostly I want to ask you what you know about the Bat-family and company? I'm doing a little research on how many people know our secret identity and tactics and stuff thanks to fourth wall related shenanigans. Don't worry about spoilers or anything, by the way. I can handle it.
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anon voice; bat-encryption
Hopefully anonymity doesn't put you off. I'm willing to provide proof of my identity, if it bothers you. I just have a few questions — nothing too personal, of course, at least not for you.
voice;
So which Batgirl are you supposed to be? You know there's like a billion of them, right?
[ Hang on. ]
Wait, you're not serious, are you? Please tell me you're not serious.
anon voice; bat-encryption
It's nice to meet you, Josh.
Anyway, as far as proving myself goes, I'm wearing a bat-suit, so if switching to video would help, we can do that. I have batarangs, bat-grapples, and other bat-crap — all fully-functional.
Also, Batman. Batman's here, too, but he's kind of the bad cop to my good one, so involving him probably won't lead to sunshine and rainbows for you. I'm sure you know how he is.
no subject
And while I would like to say I don't believe you on the Batman thing either, I have actually noticed some of those strange bat noises on the network, so - let me instead just say that threatening someone with Batman is not actually the best way to start negotiations.
But say I theoretically went with your crazy story, what exactly do you want to ask me?
no subject
But, anyway, mostly I want to ask you what you know about the Bat-family and company? I'm doing a little research on how many people know our secret identity and tactics and stuff thanks to fourth wall related shenanigans. Don't worry about spoilers or anything, by the way. I can handle it.
no subject
[ although... ]
And I can't even pretend this is remotely related to the intended purpose of this conversation, but - does he do the voice?