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JOSH LEVISON ( 010 » 046 )
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[invisibilitea]

Well, yes, that, but mostly someone sent him this awful video of herself with a human and well, she's a vampire, so it just looked rather a lot like a strange sex act, and then Mitchell accidentally gave it to the boy down the street.

I'm going to repeat that it was an accident, he forgot he put it in the box with his Laurell and Hardy DVD.

[growling]

Really, that happened.

[ awwwwwk. ]

I think it was the Three Stooges. For Aidan, I mean.

[invisibilitea]

The Three Stooges?

Well that's not even very good humour, is it?

1/2

[growling]

Dare you to say that to Aidan.

[growling]

[ literally 2 seconds later: ]

Except please under no circumstances mention the Three Stooges to Aidan.

[ josh is 900% positive they're no longer associated with warm and fuzzy memories. ]

[invisibilitea]

Well no of course not-

Did he turn the kid? After?

[growling]

[ if this were anyone else, there's no way josh would be discussing aidan's business like this.

as is, it's kind of a game of doppelganger chicken. odds are 50/50 that annie already knows the answers. ]

Aidan? No. Rebecca did.

[invisibilitea]

Who is Rebecca?

[growling]

She was

[ okay, yes, pushing on not his to share. ]

Was Mitchell seeing anyone? When it happened.

[invisibilitea]

Oh.

Oh, I see.

[growling]

[ what no that is not sufficient ]

You mean Mitchell did it himself? He turned a child?

[invisibilitea]

He was dying. The boy.

oops we've taken a wrong turn

[growling]

That doesn't matter. Turning a kid into a monster, that isn't saving anyone.

NOOOOOOOO

[invisibilitea]

Are you saying that he would be better dead?

Because I have some opinions about that, being dead myself.

SORRY hisses at subject line

[growling]

[ the response is quick. if he has any sympathy for her last comment, there's zero sign of it. ]

That's absolutely what I'm saying.

What, did he just turn him and release him into the wild? Do you have any idea what happened to him after that?

[invisibilitea]

Yes, he went with his mother.

[growling]

Of course he did. How long do think it took before he ate her? Two days? Three?

[invisibilitea]

Our vampires don't have to drink blood, Josh!

[growling]

You mean Mitchell's heroin chic look just a personal choice, right? It's not difficult to stay off blood at all.

But you know what, I'm sure it's fine. Kids have great impulse control.

[invisibilitea]

I've met vampires who were clean and didn't think that fingerless gloves were the height of fashion-

Don't you dare judge him! You weren't there!

[growling]

He's over 100 years old, Annie. He doesn't need you making excuses for him.

[ POT, KETTLE ]

[invisibilitea]

Are you saying that Aidan is perfect? That you don't make excuses for him? At least Mitchell doesn't drink blood!

this is going to turn into children fighting

[growling]

Aidan doesn't have a choice. And no, that isn't an excuse.

[invisibilitea]

You're being judgmental and difficult!

[growling]

[ should've used that as my app tbh ]

What, because I think it's a stupid idea to make a child into a vampire? Are you kidding me?