Huh. [ as in wow that's fascinating, and also wow, that's very noble of you. but josh knows better than to offer up any frank admiration, at least; doesn't mean he'll ever stop prying. ]
[ josh's tone is sliding quickly into irritated, but the implication is that yes, he's pretty sure he can guess. which is to say: screw you derek, he doesn't need you to use your words anyway. ]
Should I just hang up on you and try talking to one of my shoes instead? Because I'm pretty sure that would make for a more riveting conversation at this point.
[ no time for your shit man
and before you ask, no his shoes are not purple sneakers. ]
nope no take-backs
Can I ask who?
shoves it back!!
[ derek says in a tone of voice that means absolutely fucking not.
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Can I guess who?
[ josh's tone is sliding quickly into irritated, but the implication is that yes, he's pretty sure he can guess. which is to say: screw you derek, he doesn't need you to use your words anyway. ]
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[ tersely, though derek doesn't--
he doesn't particularly want to go into details. but what else is new. ]
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She's charming, by the way. A real people person.
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[ LALALA NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ]
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[ no time for your shit man
and before you ask, no his shoes are not purple sneakers. ]
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I'm not here for riveting conversation.
[ haha way to state the obvious derek ]
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HANGS UP. ]
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