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JOSH LEVISON ( 010 » 046 )
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[growling]

Adding a question mark doesn't actually clarify anything.

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[puppydogeyes]

[Why does it need clarifying though.]

You said about him before he arrived.
Knew who he was.
You're not from the same place.
Did you know he was coming?

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[growling]

[ because if he pretends it needs clarifying he can avoid answering it, tyke. ]

Yes, I sent him an invite in the mail. Very thrilled he could make it.

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[growling]

[ but wait head of SEC, probably a good idea to not be a complete ass. ]

No, I didn't know he was coming. It was just a very badly timed joke. [ and although he'd like to just say star trek, he knows pop culture's different for most people here, so- ] He's kind of famous where I'm from.

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[puppydogeyes]

You're not from the same place.

[So that doesn't make sense.]

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[growling]

Not technically? It's... I don't know how it works. Him and his crew, they're just stories where I'm from. I don't know if our stories are their reality, because obviously they might deviate, but they're close enough for educated guessing.

[ is this what you wanted tyke, a pop culture existentialism lesson ]

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[puppydogeyes]

[There's quite a long pause on her end as she mulls that over, because what the fuck.]

That's really fucking weird.
The whole crew.
Anyone else?

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[growling]

Trust me, it's weirder when you're suddenly having a conversation with what you thought were fairytales. Not arguing the point.

And yes?

[ question mark meaning please don't make him list the others, he'd rather not. ]

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[puppydogeyes]

Do they know?

[And in questions that make slightly more sense for a security head to be asking,]

Any potential threats?

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[growling]

[ quinlan cough ]

No? I mean probably, but don't judge a book by its cover, right? Maybe they've just got unfair reputations.

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[puppydogeyes]

I'm not going to lock them up just because you said they were dangerous in a story you heard once.
But reputations can still give me something.

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[growling]

Maybe, but it still feels suspiciously like narcing on the cool kids.

You can relax, most of them are considered heroes.

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[puppydogeyes]

[That doesn't make her relax, Josh. It makes her roll her eyes.]

That explains all the dick measuring contests.

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[growling]

[ panfandom rp: a summary by tyke. ]

It really does. I'm just glad I'm from a plain old vanilla world, I can't imagine how awkward it would be for a stranger to know your life story right out of the gate.

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[puppydogeyes]

[The idea's more than awkward. It's invasive to the point of Taylor suddenly feeling beyond wary.]

Tell me I'm not one of your stories.

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[growling]

Not that I know of. But I guess that depends, is Tyke even your real name?

[ joke, that's a joke. ]

NO RESPONSE

[puppydogeyes]

[She hates lying, but she can't think of any other kind of response to not raise suspicion. So she's just going to act like she's done with the conversation.]

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[growling]

Just please tell me it's not Nikita.

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[growling]

Or do, that'd actually be kind of sweet.

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[puppydogeyes]

Why would my name be Nikita.

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[growling]

Joke. You kind of have that edgy government agent vibe.

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[puppydogeyes]

No.

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[growling]

[ uh ]

No what? No you don't have that edgy government agent vibe? I don't think it's really a yes or no thing, it's more an issue of personal perspective.

Or are you just saying you really hate jokes.

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[puppydogeyes]

I don't hate jokes.

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[growling]

Oh.

[ a w k w a r d. ]

Then sorry, I take it back. No secret agent vibes.