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First off: one guy, he hunts tigers. Do you know - well yes, I hope you do, considering.
Second off: the werewolf cubs around here are clueless.
[Well she's technically only met one.]
Clever and cute and very nice but clueless.
Third off: I think I have a date with Captain Kirk? Only I'm pretty sure I only said yes because I want to find out if he's as fat as Shatner.
But lets focus on the first two for now.
Second off: the werewolf cubs around here are clueless.
[Well she's technically only met one.]
Clever and cute and very nice but clueless.
Third off: I think I have a date with Captain Kirk? Only I'm pretty sure I only said yes because I want to find out if he's as fat as Shatner.
But lets focus on the first two for now.
Hang on, he hunts tigers? There aren't even any tigers here to hunt, how is that a qualifying space hobby. [ A beat. ] And by tigers I mean - you know what I mean.
Secondly, yes. I don't really have an argument for you there.
And thirdly, I am both weirdly jealous and no, he's not as fat as Shatner, but I would tread very carefully. Not exactly a brave new frontier, if you get what I'm saying.
[ Because many women and possibly men have been there before, natch. ]
Secondly, yes. I don't really have an argument for you there.
And thirdly, I am both weirdly jealous and no, he's not as fat as Shatner, but I would tread very carefully. Not exactly a brave new frontier, if you get what I'm saying.
[ Because many women and possibly men have been there before, natch. ]
Bags of tigers. Like it's no big deal! We're endangered!
And here, you know how many tigers - I mean, okay, he's not actually going to be able to kill me but I'm pretty sure I popped claw in rage and I'm trying to get a hold of these anger issues.
I don't usually sign up for "teaching teenagers about their rich history of genocide" but I am getting that guilty responsible feeling, this is the problem with Mexican Grandmothers.
[AND A PAUSE]
Don't be jealous, I mean, I'm probably not going to have sex with him. At least not on the first date.
And here, you know how many tigers - I mean, okay, he's not actually going to be able to kill me but I'm pretty sure I popped claw in rage and I'm trying to get a hold of these anger issues.
I don't usually sign up for "teaching teenagers about their rich history of genocide" but I am getting that guilty responsible feeling, this is the problem with Mexican Grandmothers.
[AND A PAUSE]
Don't be jealous, I mean, I'm probably not going to have sex with him. At least not on the first date.
[ He feels for her righteous anger, but he's kind of distracted by the bags part. ]
Really? Are you sure he's from Earth, because I'm not entirely sure that's legal.
[ Popped claw................... ]
And I don't mean - [ Well, yeah, maybe he does. ] You seriously wouldn't? I mean come on, if anyone should be able to get it on the first date, it's gotta be Captain Kirk. [ So much for the treading carefully part. He's a fanboy, he's obligated to root for the guy. ]
Really? Are you sure he's from Earth, because I'm not entirely sure that's legal.
[ Popped claw................... ]
And I don't mean - [ Well, yeah, maybe he does. ] You seriously wouldn't? I mean come on, if anyone should be able to get it on the first date, it's gotta be Captain Kirk. [ So much for the treading carefully part. He's a fanboy, he's obligated to root for the guy. ]
Well he calls people chum, I don't think he's from around-
Oh my god he touched me oh god I feel-
[There is a growl, a really horrible sounding one, and then silence for a second.]
Sorry, I lost a little bit of control there, I'm okay now.
[And now for the second part of this conversation]
He's going to have to make one really damn good argument. I mean, I'm really good in bed, and I'm not saying that just because I have preternatural skills, this is coming off what guys I've slept with have said. So you know. I could be doing him a favor.
[Pause]
A really good case, I'm just saying. I always liked Bones more. I can't help it. I'm part Indian. My other grandmother always wanted me to marry a doctor.
Oh my god he touched me oh god I feel-
[There is a growl, a really horrible sounding one, and then silence for a second.]
Sorry, I lost a little bit of control there, I'm okay now.
[And now for the second part of this conversation]
He's going to have to make one really damn good argument. I mean, I'm really good in bed, and I'm not saying that just because I have preternatural skills, this is coming off what guys I've slept with have said. So you know. I could be doing him a favor.
[Pause]
A really good case, I'm just saying. I always liked Bones more. I can't help it. I'm part Indian. My other grandmother always wanted me to marry a doctor.
Edited (I am a bad person) 2013-03-14 02:15 (UTC)
[ You're lucky he's dating a werewolf, girl, otherwise he'd be way more freaked out by this whole growling thing.
Although he's still reasonably not okay with it, because seriously, get your shit together. Either way, he only sounds mildly unsure when he replies. ]
Okay, so let's just shelve the chum guy for now, because I'm pretty sure the majority of the ship would mount his head on a wall if he went after any of the exotic animals in the gardens.
[ And you're also lucky his best friend is Sally the over-sharing not-ghost. There's a minor 'why' moment at the great at sex commentary, but he rallies winningly. ]
And I can't really fault you there. Not so sure about Bones in bed, though, he seems like he'd be a bit - [ Why is he thinking about this. But hang on, let's backtrack. ] Wait, did you just say your preternatural skills apply in bed?
Although he's still reasonably not okay with it, because seriously, get your shit together. Either way, he only sounds mildly unsure when he replies. ]
Okay, so let's just shelve the chum guy for now, because I'm pretty sure the majority of the ship would mount his head on a wall if he went after any of the exotic animals in the gardens.
[ And you're also lucky his best friend is Sally the over-sharing not-ghost. There's a minor 'why' moment at the great at sex commentary, but he rallies winningly. ]
And I can't really fault you there. Not so sure about Bones in bed, though, he seems like he'd be a bit - [ Why is he thinking about this. But hang on, let's backtrack. ] Wait, did you just say your preternatural skills apply in bed?
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