[ He feels for her righteous anger, but he's kind of distracted by the bags part. ]

Really? Are you sure he's from Earth, because I'm not entirely sure that's legal.

[ Popped claw................... ]

And I don't mean - [ Well, yeah, maybe he does. ] You seriously wouldn't? I mean come on, if anyone should be able to get it on the first date, it's gotta be Captain Kirk. [ So much for the treading carefully part. He's a fanboy, he's obligated to root for the guy. ]