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JOSH LEVISON ( 010 » 046 )
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[civilwarring]

Great. Thanks. Glad to hear it.

[Don't let the cool vampire exterior fool anyone; snippy bitching may actually be Aidan's middle name.]

Well you can tell your friend that I don't have a problem with him and as long as he doesn't try to start anything, there won't be one.

[text]

[growling]

Right, okay, so I'm sensing this is a sore topic.
Back to cooking, maybe?

LET'S DO A FUN THREAD NEXT slaps them this is like season 2 jesus christ

[growling]

He won't.

[ or josh won't let him, anyway. same difference. despite the awkward start and high school-worthy communication, the priority's still keeping aidan safe. ]

this is all your fault josh hdu make new friends

[civilwarring]

Well. Good.

[And then a moment later, he offers an incredibly lame--] Alright, bye. [--before disconnecting.]

[text]

[nebbish]

Oh, brilliant
Poo -> cooking
NOW YOU'VE RUINED COOKING

[text]

[growling]

Compartmentalization, look it up. At least I didn't put them in the same text.

[text]

[nebbish]

No, no, of course
You've just associated them
REALLY JOSH

[text]

[growling]

Does this mean the dinner's cancelled

[text] this sounds like a bad teen wolf smutfic tbh

[nebbish]

No, no, we'll just alter the menu so that we eat each other's poop
Since that's apparently WHAT WE DO

[text] it's probably waiting for you on ao3 at this very moment

[growling]

I feel like you're taking this very personally.
Tell you what, delete the texts, pretend it never happened.

[text] hooray

[nebbish]

And then I'll hit myself in the head (so I forget).

[text]

[growling]

Let me know if you're accepting volunteers.

[ this is fondness, george!!!!! ]

[text]

[nebbish]

To be hit in the head? Might help a bit.

[text]

[growling]

Remind me next time I see you. Should probably take care of it sooner than later, I don't want a concussed chef in the kitchen.

[text]

[nebbish]

No, hold on, YOU'RE getting hit. We are in agreement there, correct?

voice, auggielocked;

[altercate]

Did your problem get any better?

[ let's talk about josh's problem, rather than derek's issues SWEET DEAL... ]

voice, auggielocked;

[growling]

[ nobody saw that one coming. ]

It didn't get worse.

[ translation: yes, still a problem. ]

[text]

[growling]

I was aiming more for "volunteering to hit you". You know, go the brain damage route to spare you the memory of this conversation.

voice, auggielocked;

[altercate]

[ on the other end of the line derek is making faces about how inconvenient your werewolf problems are josh. ]

So nothing's changed? At all?

voice, auggielocked;

[growling]

[ josh doesn't have time for your faces derek ]

I didn't say that. Or I think staying the same might be the best possible outcome, here. If I hadn't changed, it might have gotten worse.

voice, auggielocked;

[altercate]

How much worse?

[ GIVE HIM LIKE EXACT FIGURES. ]

voice, auggielocked;

[growling]

[ WELL ACCORDING TO TONIGHT'S EPISODE ]

I mean I don't know if this is what this thing was built for. Or if I'm what it was built for. It was made for a normal werewolf, right? That's what, three days a month, max?

[ fuck if i know don't ask me!!!!!! ]

voice, auggielocked;

[altercate]

[ WHAT HAPPENED ON TONIGHT'S EPISODE YOUR LIVEPLURK WAS NOT INFORMATIVE ]

I don't know how werewolves in your world work. [ grumpily ] Are you saying it's too much for you body to handle?

voice, auggielocked; also random iconing yw

[growling]

[ NOTHING HAPPENED OKAY ]

Neither do I, apparently. But yes, I'm saying it's too much. For me or the hoodie— but I guess the distinction doesn't really matter.

voice, auggielocked; shoves that icon away

[altercate]

The distinction's important.

[ like if your body is going to give out or something. ]

Do you want to try Tyke again? Or ask that guy for a refund?