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[She coughs a bit. She's embarrassed. About the first part, not the second.]
Sorry. I didn't mean to growl.
[And then a pause]
Yes. Why. Can't wolves?
[Oh that comes out smug]
I mean I never wondered about the knot thing. At least not seriously.
[Hur hur. A pun.]
Sorry. I didn't mean to growl.
[And then a pause]
Yes. Why. Can't wolves?
[Oh that comes out smug]
I mean I never wondered about the knot thing. At least not seriously.
[Hur hur. A pun.]
[ Well thank god for that.
There's a pause, because he doesn't want to stick his nose in other people's business, but Obi-Wan is asking and he owes him. Plus he's a Jedi, right? They're pretty good with dealing. Maybe. He sounds more tired than reluctant or anxious, because this isn't like it was before - it's not avoiding spoilers, it's real people and real lives, and it's a really crappy casualty of the way the ship likes to ignore dimensional boundaries. ]
Yes. He dies before he can train Anakin.
I asked you where you'd last been before, but - can you be more specific now? What's the last thing you remember from back home?
There's a pause, because he doesn't want to stick his nose in other people's business, but Obi-Wan is asking and he owes him. Plus he's a Jedi, right? They're pretty good with dealing. Maybe. He sounds more tired than reluctant or anxious, because this isn't like it was before - it's not avoiding spoilers, it's real people and real lives, and it's a really crappy casualty of the way the ship likes to ignore dimensional boundaries. ]
Yes. He dies before he can train Anakin.
I asked you where you'd last been before, but - can you be more specific now? What's the last thing you remember from back home?
We were on our way to Naboo. We didn't leave Anakin because my master thought that the council would just send him back to Tatooine. We were escorting the Queen back. It was one of those endless trips because we know-
There's something on the other side.
There's something on the other side.
[She heard that but she's gonna gloss over that for now]
Yeah. I mean, come on. From what my male friends of my particular persuasion tell me, they get asked if they have barbs all the time.
It's not totally out of the question. I bet it's a metis thing.
[She is shrugging, but you can't hear that]
Anyway, yeah. It's a thing. Great sex.
Yeah. I mean, come on. From what my male friends of my particular persuasion tell me, they get asked if they have barbs all the time.
It's not totally out of the question. I bet it's a metis thing.
[She is shrugging, but you can't hear that]
Anyway, yeah. It's a thing. Great sex.
[ Oh my god. ]
Well, I thought we already covered the not-a-metis thing, but -
Seriously? This is what you guys sit around and talk about?
[ Initial 'what the fuck' aside, though, why the crap hasn't he ever thought about this. ]
Although I guess it's safe shifter sex one-oh-one, "know what your dick is capable of". They should probably make pamphlets.
And no offense, but are you sure that's related to you being a cat? Because I've heard cats having sex. Nobody's having fun in that scenario.
Well, I thought we already covered the not-a-metis thing, but -
Seriously? This is what you guys sit around and talk about?
[ Initial 'what the fuck' aside, though, why the crap hasn't he ever thought about this. ]
Although I guess it's safe shifter sex one-oh-one, "know what your dick is capable of". They should probably make pamphlets.
And no offense, but are you sure that's related to you being a cat? Because I've heard cats having sex. Nobody's having fun in that scenario.
I know you're not a metis, Josh.
[Pfffft.]
I mean it's probably one of those weird metis side effects. Like how some of them don't have a sense of smell or a permanent tail or whatever.
And okay, you seem to be a perfectly nice guy, but seriously some of those jerks, it's like - try to get them to stop talking about their dicks.
[Oh look a compliment]
Maybe it's just that I'm excellent in bed. Also, Josh, I'm not cat. I wouldn't call your girlfriend a dog.
[Pfffft.]
I mean it's probably one of those weird metis side effects. Like how some of them don't have a sense of smell or a permanent tail or whatever.
And okay, you seem to be a perfectly nice guy, but seriously some of those jerks, it's like - try to get them to stop talking about their dicks.
[Oh look a compliment]
Maybe it's just that I'm excellent in bed. Also, Josh, I'm not cat. I wouldn't call your girlfriend a dog.
[ Okay he's done with the dick talk he would like to not hear more about these animal guys and their dick fascinations, thank you.
QUIETLY MOVING ON....... although yes, thank you for saying he seems to be perfectly nice??? ]
Right, fair enough. Although you'd be one of a very select few, dog jokes are very in vogue in the werewolf circles back in Boston.
QUIETLY MOVING ON....... although yes, thank you for saying he seems to be perfectly nice??? ]
Right, fair enough. Although you'd be one of a very select few, dog jokes are very in vogue in the werewolf circles back in Boston.
Yeah, because no one's ever thought of those before.
[scoff.]
If I'm going to take the time to insult a werewolf I'm not going to fall back on dog jokes. Frankly if I'm going to start a fight, I'll do it with something that I don't feel isn't quite as overdone.
[Pause, though.]'
You're from Boston?
[scoff.]
If I'm going to take the time to insult a werewolf I'm not going to fall back on dog jokes. Frankly if I'm going to start a fight, I'll do it with something that I don't feel isn't quite as overdone.
[Pause, though.]'
You're from Boston?
Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
[ He still sounds sorry, obviously. Nothing quite like telling one of your heroes that one of their heroes is dead. ]
Um, if you need anything - I mean I'm sure you've got this on lockdown and there's probably not much a disenchanted Jewish guy can do to help, but - you know where to find me.
[ He still sounds sorry, obviously. Nothing quite like telling one of your heroes that one of their heroes is dead. ]
Um, if you need anything - I mean I'm sure you've got this on lockdown and there's probably not much a disenchanted Jewish guy can do to help, but - you know where to find me.
[ the what and the what. ]
Did you really just say "ratkin".
[ but this is weird, because it's actually the closest someone's gotten to saying anything remotely familiar about back home, so- ]
Any chance there's a nasty flu going around L.A. that kills vampires?
Did you really just say "ratkin".
[ but this is weird, because it's actually the closest someone's gotten to saying anything remotely familiar about back home, so- ]
Any chance there's a nasty flu going around L.A. that kills vampires?
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