I know you're not a metis, Josh.

[Pfffft.]

I mean it's probably one of those weird metis side effects. Like how some of them don't have a sense of smell or a permanent tail or whatever.

And okay, you seem to be a perfectly nice guy, but seriously some of those jerks, it's like - try to get them to stop talking about their dicks.

[Oh look a compliment]

Maybe it's just that I'm excellent in bed. Also, Josh, I'm not cat. I wouldn't call your girlfriend a dog.