[ Oh my god. ]

Well, I thought we already covered the not-a-metis thing, but -

Seriously? This is what you guys sit around and talk about?

[ Initial 'what the fuck' aside, though, why the crap hasn't he ever thought about this. ]

Although I guess it's safe shifter sex one-oh-one, "know what your dick is capable of". They should probably make pamphlets.

And no offense, but are you sure that's related to you being a cat? Because I've heard cats having sex. Nobody's having fun in that scenario.