No offense, but anyone could wear a bat-suit and call themselves a Batgirl. Well, almost anyone.

And while I would like to say I don't believe you on the Batman thing either, I have actually noticed some of those strange bat noises on the network, so - let me instead just say that threatening someone with Batman is not actually the best way to start negotiations.

But say I theoretically went with your crazy story, what exactly do you want to ask me?