[And she is the most normal person you know.

For one, she holds down a normal job.]

Hey, I'm a great person. I mean, one of my ex boyfriends posted revenge porn of me once, but outside of that, I don't ever make enemies I keep for more than ten minutes.

Well, that and George.

[Pause.]

And I'm a great choice in friends. I only invade people's privacy when I think they're making shitty life choices.