[ yeah wow a real boy who has nothing but a hoodie on thanks buddy!!!! the shift back this time is normal - as in not horrifically painful - and it doesn't take josh long to get his composure and finish putting the shirt on. not that doing up the zipper accomplishes much when he's got....... nothing else on..........

somehow wearing one article of clothing is phenomenally more embarrassing than being straight-up naked, who knew. his voice sounds hoarse, but it's surprisingly light otherwise. ]

I'd really like to get to celebrating the fact that I'm not a dog, preferably with whatever's left of my dignity, so— please tell me you brought pants.