[ Who and what. What are you even talking about, you asshole. ]

Yes, well, the average human can only take so much hipster douchebaggery before they want to kill themselves and everyone around them. Maybe try a Star Wars quote next time.

[ Life advice!!! from Josh Levison. You've come so far, Neal. Also making jokes out of deep confessions, you're welcome. ]

But seriously, I wouldn't take it personally. I'm sure most people who steal everyone's things have fairly small social circles.