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JOSH LEVISON ( 010 » 046 )
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Don't take too long.

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Go talk to my sister.

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[growling]

[ they're so good at subtle transitions. ]

What?

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[altercate]

[ subtlety is for wimps!! ]

My sister.
Go talk to her.

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[growling]

Is this a request or an order? Werewolf networking?

[ he's actually fine with talking to her, but w/e. ]

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[altercate]

You should meet her.

[ THIS IS HOW YOU DO INTRODUCTIONS RIGHT ]

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[growling]

[ YOU'RE GETTING THERE BUDDY

side-eyeing these texts so hard. there must be an ulterior motive here. ]

Sure, whatever. What's her number?

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Her name's Cora.

[ BLAH BLAH NUMBERS HERE MY MEMORY IS SHIT MELISSA PRETEND I LINKED HER IC CONTACT. ]

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[growling]

[ wow thank ]

I'll get back to you.

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[growling]

Just don't do anything until I say so.

[ also not how to do introductions, basically. ]

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[altercate]

Fine.

[ YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOUR WIFE IS HERE OR YOU WOULD BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH 5EVA ]

[growling]

You say that like it's a joke. Someone made a harmless pirate joke a few months ago and we all know how that ended.

And you know I've only actually met one person here who carries a shiv? Pretty sure she was about 12 years old.

[growling]

Pack of three, actually. [ paaaaaause. ]

Aidan's here.

[chuffle]

Aidan....


[Nooooo not ringing a bell]

Is this your way of telling me you're in a polygamous marriage?

[lostkings]

It's not a joke. If you want me to figure out the statistical likelihood of this many people in a confined space suddenly turning on each other.... it's like a social experiment gone wrong.

And yet a 12 year old with a shiv is a concerning mental image.

[growling]

What? No, he's my friend. We were roommates. [ it's not so much defensive as it is annoyed. he's used to that assumption, sadly. well, between him and aidan; nora's a new development. ]

[growling]

No more concerning than the fact that she arrived shiv-ready because the world she left was full of zombies.

Sometimes I wonder if the TQ isn't the safer option for half the people on board.

[chuffle]

Does he howl at the moon, too?

[lostkings]

And sometimes I've gotta wonder if we're all here because shit back home is just that weird for us. Means we're better at figuring it out than people who think a broken dishwasher is their idea of a bad day.

[growling]

It does significantly cut down on the adjustment period, I'll give it that. That said, I think a broken dishwasher still ranks pretty high up there.

[growling]

Only on Sundays. [ definitely not mentioning the vampire thing. except she'll probably be able to tell the second she sets eyes on him, so— ]

Vampire. He's a... vampire.

[ don't judge, daphne. ]

[chuffle]

[SILENCE.]

Oh my god.

[growling]

Look, it's not a big deal. He's fine.

[ said in that way where he knows it's totally a big deal. ?? ]

[chuffle]

What does "he's fine" even mean, Josh?

[growling]

It means he's my best friend.

[ which isn't an answer at all, really, except that his tone makes it clear he doesn't really want to argue about it. ]