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JOSH LEVISON ( 010 » 046 )
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[text]

[nebbish]

Brilliant. And the rest, no doubt, are variations upon "a man walks into a spacebar," aren't they.

[text]

[growling]

Probably? It's kind of like running a joke in Czech through babelfish. The words are there, but who knows what the hell the punchline is.

[text]

[nebbish]

Well, sometimes you can piece it together. At least if you know a bit of Czech. Not that it helps here, since I speak zero astrophysics. I suppose that's one of the languages you've got?

[text]

[growling]

Sort of? Only as a hobby, I wouldn't say I'm fluent. I clearly haven't figured out a way off of the S.S. Event Horizon, but seeing as Tony Stark and Spock haven't managed it either, my ego's not too bruised.

[text]

[nebbish]

Hold on - Spock is here? As in, THE Spock?

[text]

[growling]

The one and only. Well, sort of. He's not quite Nimoy, but he's the real deal.

[text]

[nebbish]

Right. As if it weren't enough that we have Luke Skywalker and the Doctor. Hell. It's stressful.

[text]

[growling]

The Doctor? As in capital D blue box Doctor?

[text]

[nebbish]

That's what Mitchell said, though I've not seen him myself. If it's the case, I feel quite cheated. We ought to have been rescued by now.

[text]

[growling]

Sadly physics seem slightly less re-writable here than they are on TV. Otherwise yes, I'd completely agree with you. Do you know which one?

[text]

[nebbish]

I don't, but I'm hoping desperately it's not the Seventh.

[text]

[growling]

[ Man he's not even that hardcore, he mostly just watched the new stuff. The science was so bad anyway, it was like a migraine. So, in the true fashion of someone who doesn't actually have an opinion, he agrees. ]

Yes, that would be awful.

[text]

[nebbish]

It's stressful, though, don't you think? Being confronted with all these iconic childhood figures?

[text]

[growling]

You should've been here for Trekgate. I only had one pair of jeans at the time and I very nearly urinated all over them.

[ charming yes ]

ragequits our cr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[became]

[ he so is, bro. he's giggly, then he's philosophical, then he's a weepy little bitch. ]

It's hard to maintain honest friendships when no one knows your real name.

[ just casually dropping that bomb. ]

[text]

[nebbish]

A bit too much information, there, mate. What was Trekgate, some sort of Star Trek/Stargate crossover?

[text]

[growling]

Actually still a zero on the Stargates. But no, no crossovers, just accidentally discussing the death of Captain Kirk on a public channel.

RAGEQUITS YOUR FACE

[growling]

[ Josh is trying to enjoy his beer, dammit, would you quit dropping bombs. He looks suitably suspicious and suitably... pitying is kind of a strong word, but yes, there's some of that in there. ]

No one?

[text]

[nebbish]

[A pause.]

So you're telling me you actually violated the Prime Directive at Captain Kirk.

[endeavors]

It - well, it hurts if I try to control it too much. Like I said, we kinda... have to indulge. From time to time. But it's usually all right.

i changed my mind come back ilu

[became]

No, two people, you're right. But I haven't spoken to either of them since I left.

[ which was a good almost two decades ago, gj there neal. ]

It's all true, just in pieces. I'm good at those kind of things, even Peter didn't ever connect the dots without the rest of the names.

[ that makes literally no sense to anyone but him. ]

[lostkings]

Still pretty useful. Even if we've got no idea how to pilot the ship we're actually on. Makes it hard to plan a vacation when we don't even know where we're going. Might as well just pack everything.

[growling]

And here's where I casually note that while I appreciate your ability to joke about our predicament, I am still deeply concerned with how deeply unconcerned you seem to be by it.

[growling]

Sounds nice.

[ He's gotten over being jealous of the other shifters, really, but he still reserves the right to be petty. ]

And your wife? Is she... ?

[text]

[growling]

Accidentally.

[ But oh my god he never thought of it that way, thanks George. ]

He was fine with it.