[ It isn't until he gets to the room on the tenth floor that it really settles in: he was here before. The scent's enough to prove it, but the clothes offer the visual proof. He ends up just sitting on the bed for about thirty minutes before it occurs to him that he might've left something more important behind, opens all the drawers before checking under the mattress.
There's a moment to judge himself (not himself??) for the obvious hiding spot, but then he retrieves the worn journal before dropping the mattress. He doesn't bother cleaning up after the minor raid, and he's about to open the journal when there's— ]
Oh my— [ the god gets derailed when he actually looks at her, because that sure is a grey sweater on someone who just appeared next to him. there's a confusing second where he almost thinks it's sally, but he corrects his own mistake before opening his mouth again. ] ... can I help you?
[ it sounds passably friendly, but that can't really cover for the fact that he's squinting at her skeptically. ]
[ Definitely committed. Definitely also worried he'll manage to get someone killed, so he mulls the text over for about thirty minutes before replying. ]
My name is Miles Edgeworth. I was hoping I might commission a bit of work from you. I have it on good authority that you are a capable chef and baker; I had wondered, therefore, if you might not be willing to bake a cake for a friend's birthday.
Please do not hesitate to say if this would be an undue inconvenience; I shall seek other avenues if so.
[ Everybody on this spaceship is weird, the end. Also he's 99% sure at this point that it wasn't the bakery version of him who was here before, so that's kind of a weird intro, but it's not like he doesn't bake. ]
so i'm going camping and i need a favor can you find out where stiles is in like six hours? like just for my peace of mind i want to make sure he's not being stupid with wild animals again
[ she's trying to be vague while still conveying her points. ]
so i kinda feel like i want to tear in to one of huge chickens in the garden and i'm pretty sure there won't be any cooking involved i don't know what's going on i've never wanted to do that before even on a full moon
[ He'd panic slightly more if Sally's friends hadn't already made a billion full moon jokes on the network. Still slightly panicked, yes, but it's diluted by intense annoyance. ]
Leave the chickens alone, we need the eggs. Who is this?
breaks this is with anonymous private text.
Install that. Use it on all your conversations.
Ask Aidan if you have any questions.
[ yes this is the best way to go about this. ]
wow this is intensely creepy thanks
starting things off right.
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Of course by popping in...well.
Hello.]
Josh?
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There's a moment to judge himself (not himself??) for the obvious hiding spot, but then he retrieves the worn journal before dropping the mattress. He doesn't bother cleaning up after the minor raid, and he's about to open the journal when there's— ]
Oh my— [ the god gets derailed when he actually looks at her, because that sure is a grey sweater on someone who just appeared next to him. there's a confusing second where he almost thinks it's sally, but he corrects his own mistake before opening his mouth again. ] ... can I help you?
[ it sounds passably friendly, but that can't really cover for the fact that he's squinting at her skeptically. ]
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lmao oh my god i keep forgetting to capitalize now I'M A MESS
TOO MUCH TEXTING
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backdated to the 30th, morning
sally no
Where are you?
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1/2
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wow rude, won't let me pick an icon
text > action
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should have hiatused x10000
it's okay ilu
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default tickybox encryption
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Where?
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shortest inbox thread ever log y/n? or action
y if you'd like a log! action is cool also i'm down for w/e
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[ Guess what now that you are sort-of-a-patient-client-thing you get to be checked in on during times of crisis MERRY CHRISTMAS ]
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I'm still here.
[ For now, anyway. ]
Do we know how many people are missing?
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handwaves stealing yo wolfsbane y/n ?
y go nuts
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My name is Miles Edgeworth. I was hoping I might commission a bit of work from you. I have it on good authority that you are a capable chef and baker; I had wondered, therefore, if you might not be willing to bake a cake for a friend's birthday.
Please do not hesitate to say if this would be an undue inconvenience; I shall seek other avenues if so.
With regards,
Miles Edgeworth
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Do you sign all of your texts?
[ Sorry, important questions first. ]
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[text] are you sure sirius can eat chocolate tho
[text] I don't know, can Josh (also HAHAHAHA)
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about a half hour after the jump
josh i need your help
train wreck
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action here or post a log ??
up to you 100%. i wouldn't be able to write a log-starter right now but i could tag one
text, at almost exactly the same time as sally's way to go;
Sleeping beauty's up.
(That would be me. I'm awake. Hi)
1/?? text; gj
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and like 10 seconds later also done
1/who knows
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3/3
throws cats violently out of bag
meow
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...l-logging this? /squint
voice; HAY THERE
voice; HAY
About that, I'm not one-hundred percent sure it's a great idea. Not at this specific point in time, anyway.
voice; HERE TO BOTHER YOU
GOOD
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ok but they're gonna hang out later js
damn right they are
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[AKA KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN FOR REAL THIS TIME, JOSH.]
text;
Since when?
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text; idk because i missed them
How's it going.
text; HAHA break their broship to him gently ok
[ One friend got eaten by a vampire, the other one's vampire nemesis/mentor just showed up and is actually Lucifer. You know, good. ]
Who is this?
text; PETER IS ALWAYS GENTLE....
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text; ALWAYS!!!
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text, earlier today.
can you find out where stiles is in like six hours? like just for my peace of mind
i want to make sure he's not being stupid with wild animals again
[ she's trying to be vague while still conveying her points. ]
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[ A few seconds later: ]
And are we really going with the camping metaphor?
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text; auggielocked hi wrong number
and i'm pretty sure there won't be any cooking involved
i don't know what's going on
i've never wanted to do that before
even on a full moon
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Leave the chickens alone, we need the eggs.
Who is this?
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PATHETIC]
Josh I'm dying.
Josh.
Josh I'm dying.
daphne.........
[ 99% sure. Unless he's dying, too, which is absolutely a possibility. ]
8D
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////////////////////////////////// i'm gonna random icon u btw
good rando thread
WOW DEREK simmer down
never simmers
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HAHA rude
What?
ur welcome
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[ Look he's just. Gonna assume based on the data he has, okay. ]
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Not great. I almost missed the miracle cure + jump. How was your month?
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idk if log or what i will pester you on plurk soon!!